Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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