I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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