ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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