youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Girls should come with a carfax report
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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