I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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