have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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