are you still at the devil's house?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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