i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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