By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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