I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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