I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The adults are the big ones right?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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