I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
