Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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