Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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