White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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