Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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