Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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