My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
