best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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