I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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