Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
sex in a hospital.. check
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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