Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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