Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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