Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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