Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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