I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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