i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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