He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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