New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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