Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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