so explain again why im purple
no
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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