So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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