What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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