U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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