Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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