Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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