How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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