Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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