He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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