you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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