He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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His hands were made for my vagina.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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