You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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