he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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