he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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