my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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