Dual....:-)
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Randomize
