youre lurking in front of me
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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