i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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