would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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