After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
someone owes me an orgasm
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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