I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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