Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
only if we run a train.
done.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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