I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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